Photo by Robert Fornal.Produced with genetic engineering.
Contents derived from organisms produced by millennia of only occasionally deliberate selective breeding, and which may be so freakishly modified from their ancestral state that they would not survive five days without constant care and attention.
Product may make your tongue appear to be purple in color, but this effect is not permanent.
Useful for, at most, temporary relief of emotional distress resulting from a breakup, firing, or other traumatic life experience.
Will not taste anything like what your mother used to make.
Processed in a facility that also sells to Republicans.
Can be habit-forming if consumed periodically in a regular place, at a set time of day, or in conjunction with routine activities.
Contains no material that is truly describable using the word "marshmallow."
May produce sensory stimuli with strong associations to formative childhood experiences, which can trigger periods of abstraction, rumination, nostalgia, regret, and panic attacks.
Made in desperation.◼