23 December 2013

Because credit cards are probably symbols of the Papacy or something

On the off chance that anyone you encounter over the course of this holiday season should happen to mention the "War on Christmas," and go on to complain that political correctness has stifled the celebration of real, American traditions, the appropriate response is to nod in vigorous agreement and say, "I know! And the worst part is, who has five shillings to pay the fine these days?"

Have a merry Foolstide, everyone!◼

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