Mitt. Photo by davelawrence8.Following up on my tweet from yesterday, here's my best guess at the Three Laws of Mitt Romnics. (With deepest apologies to the memory of Isaac Asimov.)
(1) Mitt Romney may not injure a corporation or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.
(2) Mitt Romney must obey the orders given to him by conservative Christians, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
(3) Mitt Romney must protect his own integrity as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
In the spirit of nerdy completeism, the Zeroth Law of Mitt Romnics is, of course: Do whatever it takes to get elected President.◼