So last night a tiny fraction of the population of a not-very-populous but otherwise unobjectionable Midwestern state demonstrated they've never Googled Rick Santorum. Or maybe that they'd rather vote for a hateful, race-baiting asshole than a Mormon. One state down, forty-nine to go.
So here's a nice animation of imagery from my favorite movie ever, to help take the edge off. In the grand scheme of cosmic history, the Iowa caucuses are much less stressful.